The appearance of the mysterious Bucket-Head was a surprise to all. A figure that looks so harmless but is so eye-catching. Keeping your eyes off the figure was an impossible task, even more than impressing Ms. Johnston.
Found right next to the track’s bleachers, it stood tall, at least 20 feet, atop the pole stood a vacant bucket, upside down. Atop the bucket stood a bottle of Sunny-D with enough pebbles for it to not fall from the wind.
Some seem to say the figure is actively working on summoning a demon. Some say it’s working to summon evil figures from the past. If the figure is successful in summoning anything, maybe it can give North Park some recognition it deserves. Seriously, this school is so boring.
MAJOR UPDATE:
The figure was indeed not summoning a demon but it was a summoning God. As an atheist turned Mormon because of this, I believe this is a once-in-a-lifetime activity and the place it happened should be a sacred ground for worshipping Danny DeVito, who has nothing to do with this. This event gives Christians a way to finally prove their little fairytale book.
A lovely interview with a grade 9 student about this topic shines light on the cluelessness of the cohort.
“What political stance do you think this God will take on? And do you think he will support the centuries of genocide that have been committed through his name?” I ask a student.
“Say Scooby-Doo but instead of ‘oo’, say ‘ee’.” He replied with a goofy smile on his face.
“What does that have to do with this Interview?”
What a useless creature I thought. But the summoning answers many of the unanswered questions like “Is God a woman?” Because Ariana Grande seems to think so or why he is so picky in letting people into Heaven. Why do I have to believe in him to do so? I personally believe you should be a kind and empathetic person in your life to get into such a place and it’s better that you don’t need to read a book to find that kind of empathy. It’s hard to tell Christians that they have conscience And can empathy within them and don’t need it off a book.
THE NORTH STAR 